



what do I need you for? Whoa, whoa Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up! Hold up, girl! I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on the sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever! Agh! Lydia! What? He was already dead. Any ghost? Pretty much, any ghost'll do, sure. Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson. Betelgeuse is sexy! Betelgeuse is smart! BJ is a graduate of Juilliard! He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse! What the heck was that? So violating! There you go, kid. Got any references? Lydia, there you are! Are you alright? A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals! Get away from her! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Bee- Oh! Oh! This is gonna be so good! -cause! What? You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below Betelgeuse Yes! Betelgeuse Yes! Be ing young and female Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimmin' with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture I'm offering you a full-time specter Are you any good? You betcha Trust me, baby! I just met ya Really, it's a flattering offer Don't you wanna see Dad suffer? I think I'd rather just jump off No! I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look. Three times in a row, it must be spoken unbroken. Songfacts: This is about a woman who wants to hear her boyfriend speak affectionately to her because she suspects hes in a room with another woman. And all you gotta do is say my name three times. Beetle? Yes! Beetle-juice? Wow, I'm impressed.
